Europe are you ready

Finding myself watching the Eurovision Song Contest semifinals. I know, I know. Jedward are through if you're wondering.

I really hope there are countries in Europe where leaders wish the band well and a national holiday is created by the monarch if they win. I do.

Like royal reporting, I think its the job given to the journalist whose pissed the editor/producer off the most.

No Isreali shemale this year though. She got knocked up out.