Guilty pleasure

I love Eurovision.

Forget my birthday, forget Christmas, this is my highlight of the year.

This year, France are favourites to win. But our Irish cousins have got most of the press attention with their simple, traditional ballad...(ha!)

The BBC have put together this very handy Scorecard for anyone who wants to play along at home.

Go on. You know you want to.

You don't have to admit it anyone at work on Monday...