'Or Retching Dogs'

If it's not one it's the other ..... more often than not, caused by too many piggy ear bits.

In other news, the sodding wind literally ripped the washing line off the wall and sent the washing flying all over the garden. Opendoor won't be pleased, what with him being a washing line fanatic and all.

Unfortunately this means a trip to Argos.

Anyway, just incase you need to hear it again Joe - Don't get up before 7.45am..... your early morning chit-chat is driving us all mad.