Stray dogs

Two black labs joined us at work today.
they had got lost and decided to latch onto us.
eventually the police called to say they the owner
was coming to collect them.
he has since taken them but the cheeky
b*stard arrived in a sparkling mercedes and
asked us if we would return his dogs in our car
so not to get his hair dressers car dirty.
My house mate has still not returned, hmmmm.

by the way this is either bernie or buster or whatever.