General Dogsbody

Well, I've been a vet for the past... Oh, I don't know. 20 minutes? Anyway, it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Some of the patients that come in can be a little challenging I guess, but it's worth it at the end of the day to see that wag in their tail and that spring(er) in their step spaniel!

One issue that I do have is that they never get my size right for these bleeding scrub tops... Every single time I ask for a DOG Small, but they never seem to get the message. It's all I can do to stop myself from strangling them humans with my schteffoscope.

I'm not really one of those people who pretends their animals can talk, however on this occasion I couldn't resist!