monkey business

You expect lost cats, dogs, handbags or budgies, but a mandrill! How can you lose a great big vicious baboon ...?

This notice was found pinned up in an antiques centre (hence the hilarious notice about dusting) and I seriously hope it was a very old notice and the beast has been captured. The mandrill is native to southern Cameroon, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, Congo and, apparently, Hunter's Bar in Sheffield.

A mandrill?

A bloody mandrill?