I'll Lamp ye wan!*

I'm in awe of my wife's ability to make a house a home. She has an eye for interior design, and rarely mis-steps. The only time I ever intervene is when the suggested decoration strays into the Twee spectrum.

We are many things, but twee we are not

*for those outwith the West of Scotland & those who have never heard of Rab C Nesbitt, the title translates as "I shall give you a right good thump". The pun is the thing here, rather than the threatened violence**

**no lamps were harmed during the photo-shoot...but a couple of doilies did get what was coming to them.