A life experienced

Went into town this morning for a banking experience which came with a free queuing experience. Nice to see my parking experience is about to get even better. This is Eastgate multi-storey car-park which is handy for those about to have a shopping experience. Hang on - are these people taking the proverbial p*** or do they really think "experience" is the appropriate word. Personally I find parking, banking, queuing, and shopping (except for cameras and gadgets) a chore and re-classifying them as an "experience" doesn't make me feel any better. Just grumpy.