Back in the game

After all that populist nonsense yesterday (gags! colour! spotlight page no less) the obvious response is to scurry for the safety of what I know best.

Dark, empty places.

Our office fussball table took another shuffling step towards its inevitable collapse today when the blues centre forward lost the top of his head mid-shot. Sadly, he's not the first. It's hard enough as it is playing blues already what with the masking tape... and the slope

This place has got one... doesn't look like anyone is using it either...