If She Thinks..........

..... she can can just abandon me in that smelly old locker and all will be forgiven she can think again. I have had hardly any recharging time. If it wasn't the wood and the irons bickering like mad about who made such a mess of the first two holes, when even I heard her say she couldn't see the ball properly because she had left her varifocals on, it was the 3 wood and the putter claiming the glory for the TWO on the 6th Par 3. After that they were all rattling on as the wind howled outside all night"Was the roof going to blow in?"
" Would she be dragging them out for a game in all that nasty weather?"
"When were they going to be cleaned?" You've never heard such a din.
You could see why golf clubs get such a bad name.
Well today she arrives to take me home!
I'm not quite as dull as I look. She probably thinks I will just be pleased that she is picking me up.
I'm one step ahead of her game .


Oh! the fact that it is her birthday wouldn't happen to have anything to do with it!

She will want me to do macro shots of flowers she gets or close ups of presents Well she can just get that C533 to take them I notice it couldn't get back into use quickly enough.

All she is getting from me is a reminder of the inside of that locker until she promises never to leave me there again. Birthday or no Birthday.