He had a Point

Forget Rapture, Postman Simon predicted the apocalypse first and he was correct.

He said They had plans to replace bicycle deliveries with walking ones and when that happened it would Go Badly (those were not the exact words he used, there was more gesticulating and even a little swearing) and he was right. Some days I don't get any post, if I do it is late and THE WORST THING IS THAT THERE IS NO MORE SIMON

And besides, the new postman looks a prat pushing a stupid pram.