Overheard in the windy wood......

Ladybird - Help ma boab - this wind is really starting to bug me

Fly - tell me about it been hoverin' about for ages waitin on it dying down

Ladybird - I'm scared to let go in case I end up in Ecklefeckin

Fly - That's just silly - but you are kinda cute

Ladybird - spose you think you're pretty fly huh......

Fly - I could knock the spots off you

Ladybird - I can see right up your proboscis by the way

Fly - pretty impressive huh

Ladybird - size isn't everything you know

Fly - feisty, I like that

Ladybird - I bet you say that to all the ladybirds