An Early Morning Surprise

Not quite what one wants to see first thing in the morning when one has to be at work in 25 minutes.

Apparently someone decided that this tire was just too new, too pristine, too perfectly inflated to be left alone. So they stuck a knife in it. And in one of the rear tires too. And in one of the rear tires of a car parked nearby.

Henceforth I shall dedicate my life to the re-introduction of flogging.