The Camera Never Lies
My fluffy arse.
Believing in that one is like being convinced that the IMF is a humanitarian agency...
Look at Little Mimi on the Dart.
What a quiet little commuter she is*
She did a short spell in our bed last night (I was comatose in a deep sleep and never noticed a thing). A traumatic intrusion in Fairy Land by fearsome dinosaurs (her dreams must be an interesting blend of her favourite cartoons and Luca's computer generated documentaries...)
In her dream she must have tried to save the cute little fairies and drown the pesky t-rex. In urine.
Not the first time that it happens this week. Poor thing is not fully settled yet.
* any resemblance with this underage pole dancer or this total yob is purely fortuitous
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