PicturePoems

By PicturePoems

I Love my Camera

Six quid says it's perfectly true:
Yes, I do love my camera, I do.
And not only my vest-top is new,
My photo-technique is so, too:

I've never before taken Me,
With a click-and-delay-wait-and-see,
But it worked - hence my face full of glee
(I think that's the word - please agree!)

So, now I'm exposed - Mad Old Bat -
I shall give my own back a quick pat.
(It's surreal - am a being a prat?
Sick squid says, 'No doubt about that!')

poem © Mad Old Bat 2011

Vest top: £6.00 from Asda. I did resist the first time I spotted them, but the next time we were passing an Asda, I persuaded Mr PicturePoems to pull into the car park while I dashed in and got one! (Since when it has been too cold to wear it until today.)

Was going to pick a shot with my head chopped off, but I thought I'd be brave and expose myself! Had to photoshop the background away though - so as not to detract from the beautiful vest-top; not cos my house is untidy, ahem, ahem. (Did consider photoshopping away a few of the chins, but decided it would take too long.)

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