Careful what you ask for...

So, today was day 2 of gardening leave, and I spent it with my lovely nephews and my parents. At one point we were being given plastic food and pretending to eat it. I didn't eat mine (or even pretend to) and when asked why, I foolishly said that I preferred my plastic lettuce sandwiches with ketchup on.

And lo, my plastic lettuce sandwich was returned to me with ketchup on. Doh!