Glasgow - first things first....

The offspring, Boss and I took a quick trip to Glasgow, for we had a wedding to attend!

Short nap, visit to the in-laws, spot of Guitar Hero at the impossibly undergrown Uncles, then I went off to pound grape with the bitches of eastwick while the boss and new trouble wrangled the offspring in an indoor play area.

I got onto a second bottle - red, of course - the rest played pool. I then proceeded to wander about Primarni as hammered as a bag of nails telling the staff not to worry about the career choices they've made. Bitch.