NEWS NIGHT

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

34 DRIVERS ARE TO LOOSE THERE JOBS

A MEETING WAS HELD AT
9.30 THIS MORNING BY
JOHNSON PRESS.

HARTLEPOOL MAIL WILL NO LONGER BE
DELIVERED BY HARTLEPOOL DRIVERS,
THE LAST DROP WILL BE SATURDAY
31ST JULY.

THERE AFTER IT WILL BE DELIVERED BY
UNKNOWN ALIENS.

THE PAPER OF COURSE WILL NOT PRINT
THIS STORY.

34 MORE TO SWELL THE RANKS OF CAMERONS
UNEMPLOYED ARMY.

THE `GROLSCH` IS READY TO BE OPENED
I`M NONE TO HAPPY ABOUT BEING UNEMPLOYED.

TURK :()