Lapsed Standards

This is the dream team representing the honour of the Trading Standards Department of Scottish Borders Council.

left to right: Rob (boss), me, Richard, George.

Ask us anything about weight and measures, consumer law, age-barred sales or animal health and we're on the ball. Ask us to play golf...

Actually I'm putting (no pun intended) us down a bit: we scored 81 points on a double Stableford scoring system (don't ask) to give a good account of ourselves.

I only work there part time, so in theory I should be the best player as I have time on my hands to practise - however none of the others Blip!