strawberry purse

Dilemma. Should I point out that tying your purse to the bank's night safe isn't the most secure way of depositing your pocket money? Or should I leave well alone?

Too many blip options today: an eight-foot hot dog, lifeguards patrolling an empty sea, old people harassed by ducks, cars covered in seagull shite and teddy bears queueing for iced buns ... just another ordinary day.