A weed?

Spent the day learning how to restrain naughty children.

The lunch was provided, a smashing "spread" of sandwiches from the deli, with some really posh crisps, and a nice selection of deserts, flapjack (half chocolate coated), bakewell tart, chocolate cake and some others. Strawberries, grapes and exotic fruit juices.

You may think I didn't give the restraining a lot of my attention. You would be right.

So, I'll just have a little practice on my kids. Now, how to do that head lock .....