Bright lights!

Been trying all day to have a bit of a lightbulb moment...not sure that I've succeeded. Have hurt my head thinking about thinking!!..

Anyhow my enquiry at the bank has now been passed to the local police and the fraud team ..can only happen to me !!....this is after a girl from the bank telling me I had to cancel a subscription(that I'd never taken out!!!)

Been waiting in most of day for an electrician to wire all my boiler up...is now all up and running..does this mean I won't have to light my pilot light every day in the winter!! I won't know what to do with myself!!