I did not eat it all you see nothing,
there is not one bit evidence that I ate anything,
stole anything or made a mess, nothing,
see hands all clean, that crumb, what crumb?
oh that crumb thats erm, er yea oh,
daddy planted it on me?!! maybe? surely?
the mess on my face, er he used a dirty wet wipe?!
nah didnt think you were falling for all that,
Ok ok, so I ate your cake, and it was yummy....!!
I saved you this crumb..!!