Girls (Aloud) Allowed

This afternoon, I spent a couple of hours imprisoned in the dining room with our portable dvd player and the ironing board.

My daughter thought things looked rather cosy, so she decided to keep me company, arranging the room to look more like a little apartment for us. She put up this sign on the door warning those less worthy in our family, to keep out. There is also 'girl language' on the sign and a translation underneath.

After persuading me to stop ironing, I was subjected to her 'yoga' session and some sort of psychological test in which I had to compare my feelings to a piece of fruit or blutak, then draw them? (I think she has been watching too much tv!)

On the bottom right hand corner of the sign she added that boys bearing cups of tea were welcome.