The Tide is High

What's this Portyfella!! I hear you ask, well it's a Tidal Clock purchased from a wee shop in Dunbar a few weeks back.It's instructions state that you should set it during a full moon and at high water time (set at Leith), which sounds like an old Hammer film script.
However I could just poke me heid ooot the windae as we live right on the water here in Gods country, but as I said to Portygirl "that's hardly the point", it's about waisting money on spurious gimmicks, not being practical.


Anyone else for relationship councilling?????.