Not (The Whole of the Moon)

Because taking a photo with your mobile phone through the view finder of your husband's new telescope is not easy when he is jumping up & down whining "but it's my go"

By the way, my go would not have taken so long, dear, if I hadn't had to readjust the focus for those of us with perfect vision, and if the moon had stayed still. And don't patronise me, dear, by telling me it's not the moon moving, but me - because I was not ner ner.