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Buying a gift voucher online today, got the option of what I wanted on my complimentary gift card. Rose, daffodil, carrot. Has to be the carrot....


The carrot has mystery.
Flowers are essentially tarts.
Prostitutes for the bees.
There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi
oh so very special about a firm young carrot.

I can't believe anyone would wish to disagree with such words of wisdom!