Unnatural History

Oh, what a marvellous sight! That rarest of beasts, the Leith Pub Badger (Meles Meles Roseleafus) peeking out from behind a vase of flowers.

Notoriously shy, this nocturnal hunter rarely shows its face in daylight: however, many drinkers are familiar with its rear end.

It wasn't the only retiring creature in the pub, though.