While The Cat's Away.....

'Er Indoors left this afternoon for a week in Hong Kong while I have taken it upon myself to cower at home afraid of flying hold the fort.

Fearing that my 'freedom' would result in loose women and filling the bath with Jack Daniels, she asked me what I'd get up to while she was away. She knew she had nothing to worry about when my answer began with "Well, I've seen some nice concrete down near Lidl, so I thought.........".

Blipfoto should advertise themselves as a virtual creche for blippers when the blip-partners are away from home.