dad #2

Yer Always Welcome At Oor Hoose

Well, a man came tae oor hoose
Our hoose
Our hoose
A man came tae our oor hoose
Tae sell some brooms.
So we asked him tae come in,
And we hit him with a hammer,
And we hid him in the closet
In my father's room.
But you're always welcome at oor hoose
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at oor hoose,
And we hope you will stay.
Then a lady came to oor hoose
Our hoose
Our hoose
A lady came tae find out why I wasn't in school.
So we asked her to come in,
And we gave her some poisoned lemonade,
And hid her in the freezer where it's nice and cool.
But you're always welcome in oor hoose.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at oor hoose,
And we hope you will stay.
Then a kid came into oor yard
Oor yard
Oor yard
A kid came into oor yard tae get his ball.
We asked him to come in,
And we took in the basement,
And we sealed him up inside the basement wall.
But you're always welcome in oor hoose
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at oor hoose,
And we hope you will stay.
So when you come to oor hoose
Oor hoose
Oor hoose
When you come to oor hoose,
We'll have some fun.
We'll ask you to come in,
And we'll take you in the kitchen,
And we'll put you in the oven until you're done.
But you're always welcome in oor hoose.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at oor hoose,
And we hope you will stay.
And we know you will stay.

happy fathers day dad!
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