Little froggie no mates

Poor little froggie abandoned at the end of the bath. All the other toys are put away and froggie just lays there all alone. Every bathtime he is forced to endure being used to blow bubbles on tummies because they make great farty noises and I'm pretty sure he's been wee'd on before now. That's just no life for a froggie.
I'm also pretty sure I need to leave my house and be in a social situation. Very soon.
My own maniacal laughter is starting to echo off the walls, it hurts my ears.
I think froggie is laughing at me too.
I will watch him.