Ooh, I say

Two weeks ahead of uninterrupted wall-to-wall lawnage. It probably bores the majority of the country.

In other news, I was slagged soundly at work when it was discovered I'd had a letter published in a well-known national publication. The problem for me is that what I actually wrote was considerably more acidic and they printed a load of bland nonsense in its place. Oh well, tomorrow's chip paper.