a muffled squawk, a disgruntled yell,
as my head vanishes, the floor rushing to meet me,
suddenly I stop, grateful, I try to right myself,
Oh oops...erm,
*mamamamamam duk duk duk)
this no good, I wait, I hear nothing,
I push, I pull, Oh flump,
I think I outdid myself this time,
MAMAMAMAMAM DUK DUKKKKKKKKK
ahh footsteps, finally time to be rescued,
All I hear are sniggers the giant laughter,
Oh mummy, don't be mean please rescue me,
you see these feet waving frantically in mid air,
they belong to me, your dear fernie,
you see the armchair decided to try and eat me,
MAMAMA DUK....
yes, thats right, grab me, save me, thank you very much,
upright again, I turn to the sofa, wag a finger and storm off,
to the kitchen I go, food needed to help me recover,
Won't be doing that again in a hurry,
OOO for at least for another half hour...!!!