Are you all right, love?

I love it when an idea works. But for everyone that does, or nearly does, there are thousands that end up horribly!

This is the re-enactment of a very familiar scene, when, on the line of duty for blipping I get strangers to go through their pockets for their mobiles faster than a quick draw at a Wild West saloon....

As you can see my jumper is filthy, that's because I spent ages trying to re-enact the time when I almost burned the house down trying to do a self-portrait with flames.

This time it didn't work either... The pictures were rubbish and still the smoke alarms are ringing... Yes, the three of them.

So blippers, do you have any horror story of your own? Feel free to share..