Ear ear!

Don't think I'd fancy the 'transverse lobe'. It would be sure to catch on your cardie.
Missed the perfect blip opportunity today. I was in an almost deserted part of the library when I noticed someone shuffling around behind me, grinning to himself. I turned to give him the death stare - not because I was working but because I was on a spider solitaire marathon and I didn't want to be unveiled as the lazy madam that I am - when I realised that said person was posing a garden gnome against the wall to take a picture. My camera was at the bottom of my bag so couldn't capture him. Crazy students, eh? He was middle-aged too.