'Clonk'

Well, thanks to the beautiful Opendoor I have a slightly more interesting blip. He is, as we speak (at 18.31pm) wheeling his way to The Glasgow Western A&E department with an split eyebrow.

He was lying on the grass blipping clouds, when our (oar) washing line pole fell on his eyebrow. It split rather like a CND sign and in my very unprofessional opinion, may need some form of stitchery or glueing!

I've been to the Western before on a friday night; with a waitress who accidentally stabbed her own buttock with a kitchen knife. And yes, I administered butterfly stitches.

All going well, I may see him back at about 10.45pm.

Love you.x