Balrog

"I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Ûdun. Go back to the Shadow! You...shall not...PASS!"
Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

not really, this was a duck race organised by a group of geocachers in durham. went along with abs, and we spent most of our time on the adjacent playground......