Blackened!

Caught bonny too! Tonight we blackened David and Felicity ahead of their wedding - which is less than a fortnight away! They were surprised (a little), but thankfully made no real attempt to escape their fate...molasses, ketchup, flour, eggs, curry sauce, ministrone soup and some dirty water from puddles were all put to good use and should ensure that the dirty pair have a proper wash before the big day.

It was an absolute hoot - right down to stripping the filthy couple off in the street and hosing them back down to decency.

Mazal Tov Dave and Flic - good things, good things.