Oh God, It's Erling

By ohgoditserling

Broken In

I broke into my mother's cash box today.

She managed to lock herself out of her car, and her keys into said car, all in one swift motion. Her keys include the key needed to get into the cash box where the duplicate car key is stored (this is clearly a problem we hadn't thought through properly).

The only course of action after I failed to pick the lock, was to get the axe and smash the bloody thing open.

Job done.

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