EAR....

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

MUCH BETTER THAN YESTERDAYS ATTEMPT

THE SUBJECT IS A BIT NAFF, A FIELD FULL OF
UNRIPE CORN, AT LEAST I THINK IT`S CORN !,
I`LL LOOK FOR A MORE PLEASANT SUBJECT ON
MY DRIVE OUT TO WEARDALE TOMORROW.

I`VE BEEN WATCHING A BIT OF TENNIS THIS
AFTERNOON. MEN`S QUARTER FINALS, A BIT
OF AN UPSET WITH `WHATS HIS FACE` GOING
OUT, AND MR. `UNITED KINGDOM` STILL IN IT.

WHAT ANNOYS ME ABOUT WATCHING TENNIS IS
THE SPECTATORS...THEY MAKE SUCH A `RACKET`
..ALL THAT `SHOUTING` NAMES OUT ETC...
IT`S JUST NOT `CRICKET` IS IT ;/

TURK :()