Could HAVE been worse... could of been stabbed...

To coin a phrase from The Life of Brian..... which is my favourite ever ever film ... ever.


CENTURION: Quiet! Silly person. Guards! Search the house.
You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known
criminal?
MATTHIAS: No.
CENTURION: Crucifixion.
MATTHIAS: Oh.
CENTURION: Nasty, eh?
MATTHIAS: Hm. Could be worse.
CENTURION: What do you mean, 'could be worse'?
MATTHIAS: Well, you could be stabbed.
CENTURION: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow,
horrible death!
MATTHIAS: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
CENTURION: You're weird

I often use that line 'could be worse,could be stabbed..' UNLESS I am indeed dealing with someone who had been stabbed in which case I shall chage it to decapitated.

Lucy's eye is not that bad at all,she is quite proud of it !!
Took my Mum to the hell called Tesco's today as she does not drive any more and we go get all her 'heavy' goodies ... drank coffee watched a cruddy tv show called 60 minute makeover or should be called 60 minute to kill all taste anyone ever had and make sure you get a feature wall and 600 scatter cushions so no one can ever sit down on their small sofa's that replaced a decent place to sit sized ones...... ..do you think that title will catch on ?I watch it to rant ;)