Vic & Vax

Vic (left): My my, hello sir! I am Vic. Who are you exactly?!

Vax (right): Hello I am Vax! the 1600 watt dust busting, grime sucking, dirt lifting turbo tool of power.

Vic: Well I am very pleased to meet you Vax and I hope you don't think I am too forward when I say you're a rather handsome model.

Vax: Well thank you Vic. And might I say I have met many vacuums in my time but none quite as attractive as you.

Vic: (Blush) Oh, thank you, I am flattered! Would you mind if I asked you what you are doing tonight?

Vax: The hall, stairs and landing.

Vic: Wow! You are quite a man. I am doing the lounge and dining room.

Vax: Tell you what. When you are done would you like to meet me under the stairs?

Vic: Oh I'd love to!

Vax: Excellent! It's a date. I'll look forward and backward to it.