He ain't heavy

He's my brother.

And I want to risk his life by carrying him on my shoulders whilst he has his hands over my eyes.

And I want to see how many times a day I can wind him up and knock him down.

I am ten and I think I am invincible.

I am driving my parents insane.

I think they might leave home soon.

They certainly can't parent very well with a Champagne induced hangover.

Ha.