Now I know you said I needed a shower,
But really, I didn't think you meant like this,
Do you mind, that's a tad cold!!
there I am quite happily enjoying my paddling pool,
and along you come, and do this,
Seriously unimpressed,
I am not giggling, Nope I refuse to,
No really that's not funny the 4th time either,
Oh ok go on then, I don't mind it really,
if it keeps you amused...!!!

(No child was harmed or annoyed in the making of this blip!)