Belfast...

...how you destroyed us!

Such is the nature of a stag do, the binding rules of man, that I shall say very little of Blakey's stag. Which is a bloody shame to be frank! I will, however, share a few snippets:

1) Gin is not water.
2) Two fingers up is simply the best way to turn down the chance of a dance.
3) Lots of men, squeezed together, drinking beer and watching boxing is vilotile to say the least.
4) Belfast's bouncers are efficient - and down right terrifying.
5) I'm still a darn fine dancer.

In Other News
6) This picture really isn't what it looks like!

....well, so I've been lead to believe...