Gotham City 14 Miles

By johnduncan

BBQ

I once attended a very posh barbeque during the B.S.E scare. It was held at a very exclusive hotel. Chef's dished out the sausages. It was that posh.
Standing in line to be served, one Hooray Henry, trying to be funny, sneered at the Chef,
"I do hope these Asda sausages aren't beef"

The Chef, completely disgusted at the mere suggestion that he, with the Michelin Stars, would even be seen dead at a barbeque serving supermarket bought meat sneered back,
"No Sir, they are wild boar"

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