True love..... At it's best

So my wonderful dunc is sent to tesco and asked please get me some nice flowers.... Okay my darling he replies.......

He returns with a bunch if dead tulips!! What is this I say......."These are your flowers my love"........ But they're dead...... "I know but they were reduced"......... BUT THEY ARE DEAD..........

He them decides to try flower arranging.... By plonking them in a vase..... In the process further breaking 8 in half...........

End results seen below!

That's true love for you!