The Sun Says

So I somewhat arsed up the focus on this one; I intended the post in the foreground to be in very sharp focus, which it isn't exactly. But I don't mind too much, because I'm still floating on the news that a certain cancer on the face of humanity has been brought down a peg or two today.

One down, several gutter tabloids to go. Cue Cock Sparrer, with a song as relevant today as it's ever been.


We got Reds under the bed
We got lovelies nude and tanned
We got the wife of a mass murderer
And we only paid her ten grand
We got Samantha Fox we got lots of sport
We got scroungers full of greed
"You Scum" is the headline
For you and your kids to read

The Sun says, The Sun says
We're gonna look after you
The Sun says, The Sun says
So it must be true

We got talk we got Lady Di
We got rapists in the dock
And best of all we got John Blake
Who knows everything about rock
So if you wanna know what's going on
And who's kissing who
It don't cost much for a jolly good read
And lots of pictures too

Gotcha
Stick it up yer Turner
Bingo
Win a Metro

The Sun says, The Sun says
We're gonna look after you
The Sun says, The Sun says
So it must be true