Gotcha......

Spiderwoody, Spiderwoody,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderwoody.

Gotcha you little toe-rag - you know I don't have a spare mask and I've been superhero-ing for the last week with a paper bag on my head so that no-one recognises me....... Besides it doesn't even fit you pillock ........