WARNING: FISHING POX

Very contagious to males.

Never heard of fishing pox? Note the SYMPTOMS of this disease... "Continual complaint as to need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and kids. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent pawing through tackle box. Hangs out in Sporting Goods stores longer than usual. Secret night phone calls to fishing pals. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone. NO KNOWN CURE."

TREATMENT: "Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. See your Sporting Goods dealer NOW! Victim should go fishing as often as possible."

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I'd love to have been out fishing this evening, but sadly had DIY duties to attend to at home this evening.

Planko

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